Blue Monday brings some serious banging
Did you know today is Blue Monday? ??? A proper god-fearing girl puts on her blue lingerie and goes out hunting for a lover. I’m not sure what happens if she doesn’t find one… But if she does — it turns into a wild ride, just like in those videos ? Her partner’s you-know-what is guaranteed to rise all the way to heaven ? I totally recommend celebrating Blue Monday. Just read the Bible — it’s all written in that holy little brochure, I swear ?
