The big FUCK RANKING! – Which is the MOST FUCKABLE VEGETABLE?
I always like to hear in my comments that being vegan is a complete waste of time… Aside from the fact that a carrot up the butt never hurt anyone, all these comments gave me an idea, or rather a question… Vegetables come in all shapes and sizes, from the round sweet potato to the long leek to the thick pumpkin, they're all represented, and in my opinion every vegetable has its own unique advantages. But now I'm asking myself what I consider to be a very important and legitimate question: Which vegetable fucks me up the best? I think the cucumber has the most potential, although the bell pepper could probably disappear completely inside me, which is also pretty cool. To be honest, I'm a little scared of the pumpkin. You could also call it the “Pussy Spreader 3000″… I think I'll have to save it until the end so I'm a bit pre-stretched 😉 I also deliberately left the curtains closed, so instead of plump vegetables, I might end up with my neighbor's juicy meat whip. I haven't given up hope yet 😛
