Art scene fucked – will Banksy soon bang me?
Art is subjective but have you ever been to a modern art exhibition? People stand in front of a white canvas painted with something that any man with his dick could do better and then say something like “oh, that shows the suffering the artist went through during the creative process”… The only one suffering here is me and terribly! When I said this to my art-loving friend who dragged me here in the first place, she said “oh Daphne, then do better…” Haha okay, challenge accepted! I quickly go shopping, throw the canvas, brushes and paint all on the bus and head home. When I get to the living room I stand there for a moment, helpless, in front of my purchases, waiting for the muse to kiss me, is that what you say, right? I'm starting to get a bit worried… Where is this stupid muse! Hello, I want to be kissed, please! Then I remembered what I said at the exhibition “every dick…” Thanks, muse!! I run to my bedroom, tear off my clothes, and come back with my strap-on dildo… Dear art, today you're going to get fucked! #teen #amateur #fetish
