HANDYMAN PANNER!! My first (involuntary) naked yoga session!
“Yoga is good for you,” they said. “Yoga is fun,” they said. “What could possibly go wrong with yoga?” they asked. Well, I'll probably have to paint my kitchen myself, because I can't let the tradesmen who were supposed to do it in anymore without feeling utterly mortified! I went upstairs on purpose, far away from the kitchen, so no one would see me… I don't know if you're familiar with yoga, but downward-facing dog is definitely not a pose you want to be seen in naked… Why was I naked, you're probably wondering now. But I have a question for you: Why doesn't coffee stay where it belongs? Why does coffee have to run down my chin, into my cleavage, and from there into my pants instead of into my mouth? Since I'd already worn all my other workout clothes during my three-day movie marathon, I had to improvise, and my birthday outfit seemed like the most obvious choice. I probably would have even heard them coming up the stairs, but no, Lina had to put on headphones! Guys, I didn't even realize I was being watched until I saw the video!!
