Janitor trick!!! Bed out, penis in!
In Bremen, just before the concert, I quickly checked into the hotel. But—oh no! There was no bed in my room! I was already frantically searching for someone in charge and actually found the building manager. Luckily, he was able to help me. But was THAT bed any good? Of course, I had to try it out! So, later that evening, the building manager had to step in again. I certainly had a good laugh!
