Hot squirt at a family party! Did you hear me?
We're having a celebration right now, but I'm really annoyed by all the cringing Aunty's and Uncle's “Sam, you've grown up.” Yes, imagine that in the last 5 years I've grown up… and Because they annoy me so much, I have to retreat first and run off to the bathroom, because I've already hidden my boyfriend there, who is now giving me some relaxation! Such a hot squirt here on the bath mat while they eat coffee and cake downstairs! haha… yes Aunt Inge, I've grown up! hehe
