Inauguration of new sofa
One of my fans invited me to a party to celebrate his new couch, and silly me thought there’d be more people. I was honestly expecting chips and karaoke! Well… I showed up, and it turned out to be more like a one-on-one afterparty with a very clear agenda . At first, I was ready to turn on my heels and leave, but… he was seriously hot! And those pics he sent? Yeah, no lies there. The equipment was straight out of a porn catalogue He poured me a couple of drinks (and since I’m a proper lady with zero tolerance), after two sips I was ready to do a striptease. I ended up on his new couch… and let’s just say we really broke it in And since he’s a modern boy, we’ve got a little memory video too Now he says he’s buying a new kitchen. So let me know if I should go to that housewarming too. But this time — I want at least two friends… and some damn chips!
