Sandra takes too long on the toilet – pants full of pee
My friend Sandra has been visiting for a few days and has occupied the toilet for a really long time a couple of times now. I just did a bit of exercise and drank a lot of water. Now I really have to pee. Unfortunately, we only have one toilet, so I decide to see what's wrong with her. I go into the bathroom, and there she is, still sitting – she's been sitting there for at least an hour! When I ask her why, she's very reserved and seems embarrassed, so I conclude that she's probably constipated or something. Because I realize that I can't hold it in much longer, I decide to just let it go. My pants are washable, and I don't wear panties underneath anyway. When my warm champagne starts to flow and soaks my pants, it tingles pleasantly on my skin, and after my pants, the warm stream runs down my legs and onto the floor, where it forms a small puddle that quickly expands. I sit down again and splash around in the pee a bit, then take off my pants and throw them into the puddle. Sandra can clean it up later.
