User blows job interview!!! Will I still get the job?
Many people may not know this, but I trained as a media designer and somehow I decided to work as one again. As if the universe had been listening to me, the next day I was presented with an ad from an agency that was currently looking for new media designers. So far, so good, except for one tiny little thing… I have an agreement with a user I've known since day one. He can “remote control” me for a day – meaning: I wear a vibrator, and he has the remote control. Unfortunately, the invitation to the interview came much faster and more spontaneously than I thought possible, namely on the very day I agreed to be remotely controlled… I wrote him a panicked message, knowing full well that the likelihood of him reading it was extremely slim, since he doesn't usually go online at work. I swallowed my rising panic, started up my laptop, and thought to myself, “How bad could it get?” Spoiler: It got very bad…
