WARNING: HOT!!! – The SEED PISS CHALLENGE!!!
“Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” is playing on my speaker as I unpack my purchases. I spent the morning at Germany's most popular furniture store, and because I want to do what everyone else does at least once, I bought several huge packs of tea lights. Now I'm sitting in my living room wondering what I'm supposed to do with 100 aromatic mini candles. Luckily, Jule calls at that very moment, unfortunately via video call. Why unfortunately? Well, after shopping, I quickly jumped in the shower, ripped open all the candle packages, scattered them around the living room, and now I'm standing naked and looking a bit desperate in a sea of wax that makes my living room smell like a cross between a Christmas bakery and a Douglas perfume counter. Jule laughs for a few minutes, pees herself in the process, and then laughs even harder… The poor thing probably doesn't have much to laugh about right now if my dilemma amuses her so much… Good for her, because that's when the “brilliant” idea hits me!
