WTF… I swear that wasn’t the plan at all!!! What do I do now?
Today, I opened my advent calendar door as usual, completely unsuspecting, half asleep… and there it was: a vibrator. I was so taken aback at first that I immediately closed it again. I'd never even held one of those before, let alone tried one. I swear, I just wanted my chocolate, maybe a little cream, or something sweet. But no… After a few minutes of curiosity, I finally dared to turn it on. I really didn't expect it to feel like that. That first buzzing almost startled me; I didn't even know where to hold it or how to use it. And then came the sensation. That warm, vibrating tingle that surprised me so much I had to laugh. I was so confused by myself because it suddenly became so intense, and I didn't know whether to put it down or keep trying. I still feel a little embarrassed for being so inexperienced, but at the same time… kind of curious. I have no idea what this says about me, but: this advent calendar seems to take its job pretty seriously.
