PISS OCEAN IN THE MOUNTAINS!? – New record!
What we do on vacation can only end badly! We went hiking in a beautiful idyllic place and as you know me I drink like a black hole. I didn't expect it to have to come out so quickly. The only problem was that the landscape was beautiful but accessible from all sides. You could see us from miles away! That's something different than peeing in the woods. But the pressure and my water belly are getting bigger and bigger. THE PISS MUST OUT! So I position myself frontally in the mountains and let out a jet that I've never had in my life! I keep checking to see if anyone is coming or watching me. Then the view would be at least twice as nice 😛 It just doesn't stop! Peeing has never been so uncomfortable and beautiful at the same time. The puddle became a veritable ocean! If you were to lie underneath, your entire head and upper body would be wet. Or maybe even more? Will you at least help me lick it clean? So that not a drop is wasted…
